1 00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:03,873 Lady Luck is on your side fromLA to Vegas. 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:07,181 What, are you gonna put a sock on the cockpit door?Don't cockpit-block me. 3 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,443 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,271 And check out our other Fox programs, 5 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,055 The Mick, The Last Man on Earth, 6 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,317 and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 7 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:14,753 The kids are gonna love it. 8 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:15,972 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,111 All right, let the heathens board. 10 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:26,113 Maybe you should check that compartment first. 11 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:30,987 [sighs] 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,728 Happy birthday... 13 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,556 You know I can't eat your supermarket trash. 14 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,123 I need to keep it tight for my party tonight. 15 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,081 This is a milestone birthday for me. 16 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:41,737 Right, because you're turning thi... or... xty. 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,695 People much smarter than you have tried to figure out 18 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:46,176 how old I am, and they have all failed. 19 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,656 Relax. Your parties are always incredible. 20 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,092 They get better and better every year. 21 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,181 You think that's by accident? It takes work. 22 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,791 You just don't throw together an avant-garde 23 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:55,359 Bible-themed "Fashion of the Christ" costume party. 24 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:57,144 Speaking of which, what's the costume? 25 00:00:57,187 --> 00:01:00,234 Well, I was thinking of being a sexy Rachel from Laban, 26 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:03,237 Genesis 29:16. It's a deep cut. 27 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,326 No deep cuts! Stick to the hits. 28 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,110 Hey there, team. Enough chitchat, Bernie, 29 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,590 let's get to work-- two choices. 30 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:11,810 I've got sexy Nebuchadnezzar, or sexy Goliath. 31 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:14,248 I'm leaning towards Goliath because it shows off my thighs, 32 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,250 and they're my second-best feature. 33 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,687 Meaty but lean, like a fine turkey chili. 34 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:21,385 -Goliath will be fine. -Yes! 35 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,474 [gasps] 36 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,824 There was no trash in there. 37 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,348 It was a clean bag. 38 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:30,351 PILOT [over P.A.]: Jackpot Airlines. 39 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,135 Northeast-bound to Las Vegas. 40 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,138 ♪ 41 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,792 [slot machine chiming] 42 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,186 [electronic chime] 43 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,711 Marcia Gimble is arguing that the commons 44 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,756 doesn't need a car-charging station. 45 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,194 Honey, sit up straight. 46 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,935 -Good afternoon. -Hi. I'm Nichole. 47 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,286 We've never met before. I'm on my way to Las Vegas 48 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:54,505 for the very first time because my mother 49 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:57,378 surprised me with backstage passes to Celine Dion. 50 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:59,423 She's very well-connected because she's the deputy mayor 51 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,991 of Calabasas, and frowns upon almost everything. 52 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,384 It's nice to meet you. 53 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,516 You as well. 54 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,431 She was the normal one. 55 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:08,737 DAVE [over P.A.]: Are you tired 56 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,087 of the same old restaurant experience? 57 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,785 Then do what I do and head down to Broth, 58 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:17,180 Vegas' finest new eatery, where everything's soup, 59 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:20,401 including you, because the dining room's 60 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,751 a Jacuzzi. 61 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:26,058 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Is Bernard all right? 62 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,408 I just wished him a happy birthday, 63 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,105 and he said, "Why can't people just say 64 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,672 'Merry Christmas' anymore?" 65 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:33,196 Yeah, he's distracted today. 66 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,198 He's just a little wound up about his party. 67 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,460 Bernard can get wound? 68 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,549 Ah, I've only ever seen him be like... 69 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,116 You know what, that's probably not an impression 70 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,248 I should be trying. 71 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,336 He just gets so worked up 72 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,425 trying to top himself every year. 73 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:47,297 Honestly, he probably shouldn't even be working today. 74 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:50,431 Oh, excuse me, I'm a very nervous flier. 75 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,346 Congratulations. 76 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,477 So, you're coming tonight, right? 77 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,870 No, no, I'm still going through 78 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,350 this divorce nonsense. 79 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,568 Meghan is determined make the whole thing 80 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,135 as ugly as possible. 81 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,658 I mean, I married a magician's assistant, 82 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,573 and now she's making all my possessions disappear. 83 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,053 Well, that's exactly why you should come. 84 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,402 It'll take your mind off of it. 85 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,012 We'll drink, we'll take pictures. 86 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:09,014 I will help you pretend you're happy. 87 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,234 The best revenge is an act of social media. 88 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,584 Right now, I am just using it to follow majestic boats 89 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,891 and this adorable Corgi. 90 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,893 Oh, my God, he died? 91 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,590 Piper. 92 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,505 So, party then? 93 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:24,900 Yes. It's what Piper would have wanted. 94 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,945 He loved parties. 95 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,168 So, how are classes going this semester? 96 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,343 They're good. Actually, I have a friend 97 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,866 who got me interested in econ. 98 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,085 -[seat belt indicator chimes] -so I'm thinking about... 99 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,695 Oh, sorry. [chuckles] Hold that thought. 100 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:41,525 Gotta go use the little deputy mayor's room. 101 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,484 So, let me guess. 102 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,486 Your mother surprised you with the trip, 103 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,139 but she doesn't know you're a stripper, 104 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,445 always take this flight. 105 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,708 What a big pickle you have become. 106 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,407 -How did you know? -Well, I have seven senses. 107 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,192 I can detect lies and ghosts. 108 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,498 I want to tell my mom the truth, 109 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:58,934 but she just wouldn't understand. 110 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,283 She's an old-school feminist. 111 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,198 I wasn't allowed to wear dresses growing up 112 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,331 because, quote, "Mary Tyler Moore fought hard 113 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,289 for our right to wear pants, and we have to honor that." 114 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,638 I understand your hesitance. 115 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:10,075 Now, if there's anything I can do 116 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:13,514 to make your first visit to Las Vegas 117 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,951 more enjoyable, just let me know. 118 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,344 Hello, I'm her mother. 119 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,693 Oh, I thought you were younger sister. 120 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:19,998 [forced laugh] 121 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,349 Cute. We're good. Thank you. 122 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:25,221 I tell you, Alan, I cannot wait for Bernard's party. 123 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,224 This is the tush event of the season. 124 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,008 Ooh, think you'll do another late night 125 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,662 pawn shop engagement-ring run? 126 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,708 No, I'm out of the relationship game for good. 127 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,318 I already have my one true love, 128 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,754 and that's the sky. 129 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,322 That's right, this bee ain't looking for a queen. 130 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,585 Tonight, he's all about the honey. 131 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,674 T... The party's tonight? 132 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,763 But it's my bowling championship. 133 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:48,549 You promised that if I advanced, you would come. 134 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:52,379 Well, you advanced... and hopefully I will. 135 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,771 No, I'm not gonna report it. 136 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,034 I'm just saying it was a gross joke. 137 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,559 I'm sorry, Alan. 138 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:01,388 Excuse me, I need to speak to somebody about this flight. 139 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,998 Hi. Captain Dave. 140 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,043 Go ahead and mainline that praise right to me. 141 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:08,786 Oh, the praise,for the lack of storage space, 142 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,222 or the uncomfortable seats, 143 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,137 or the white-knuckle landing? 144 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:14,836 I mean, the autopilot could have done a batter job. 145 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,577 Maybe, but let's see the autopilot 146 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,796 take break dancing classes at the "Y." 147 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,276 This is a terrible airline. 148 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,147 I'll have you know that Jackpot is ranked number one 149 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,410 in completed customer surveys. 150 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,586 We're first-class all the way. 151 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,588 Just ask Nichole. 152 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:28,980 How do you know Nichole? 153 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,765 -She's one of my regulars. -One of your... 154 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,071 What is he talking about? 155 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,943 Um... 156 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,249 [sighs] Okay, Mom, 157 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,990 I haven't been totally honest with you. 158 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:42,037 The truth is, 159 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,083 Captain Dave knows me because... 160 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,306 ...he's my boyfriend. 161 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,964 If I look surprised, it's because I didn't think 162 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:57,444 we were using labels yet. 163 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:05,060 -This man is your boyfriend? -Yep. 164 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,540 It's only been a few weeks. 165 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,064 We were nervous to tell you, for obvious reasons 166 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,413 -because he's so, so old. -It's still very early. 167 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,241 Very early. 168 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:15,200 It's just, I'm... It's so unexpected. 169 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,202 I just don't-- I don't know what to say. 170 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,291 Well, why don't you think about it while you get your bag? 171 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,426 I don't like to be squeezed. 172 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,080 Look, she doesn't know I'm a stripper. 173 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,864 Jut pretend to be my boyfriend for five minutes. 174 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,344 It'll be the fastest relationship of your life. 175 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,650 No, it won't. 176 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:32,000 Hey, Mom, well, I'm glad you two got to meet. 177 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,089 -We should probably get going. -Oh, no, hold on a second. 178 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,570 I just met your boyfriend, I'd like to get to know him better. 179 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,006 Would you like to join us for dinner, Dave? 180 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,225 Oh, he can't, he has a coworker's birthday party. 181 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,488 Oh, sounds fun. We'll tag along. 182 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,707 It's a Bible thing-- we'd have to have a costume. 183 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,143 Nichole, I'm your mother. 184 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,667 If I want to get to know your boyfriend better 185 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:47,929 and dress up like Jesus of Nazareth, 186 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,800 that's what we're doing. 187 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,455 Your mother is terrifying. 188 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,718 Yeah. Well, you don't get to the top of the middle 189 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,112 -of local politics without busting a few balls. -Mm. 190 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,809 [loud dance music plays inside] 191 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,855 [indistinct chatter, music playing] 192 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,471 Wow. 193 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,734 For my birthday, I usually just get a hotel room 194 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,693 so I can read in a different bed. 195 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:17,175 Hey, Bernard, this party's incredible. 196 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,568 Halt! 197 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:19,613 Don't mock me. 198 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,831 If it were truly incredible, 199 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,398 you would be speechless. 200 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,401 This party is still severely lacking. Just look. 201 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,881 The magician is turning the water into merlot 202 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,317 instead of rosé. 203 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,666 We need one more big spectacle 204 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,102 to put this birthday over the top. 205 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,408 And I'm going to find it. 206 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,540 Storm me off. 207 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,281 I said storm! 208 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,849 I'm not sure how I feel about Birthday Bernard. 209 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,764 ARTEM: Hey, look. 210 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,071 Ronnie came dressed like Mary. 211 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,725 Joseph and Mary, right? 212 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,553 You were meant to be. 213 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,685 I think that Ronnie-Colin ship has sailed. 214 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,600 I have good news: the Earth is round, 215 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:53,342 so a sailed ship is coming back. 216 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,562 She asked you to come. 217 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,433 That is good sign. 218 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,869 Okay, okay, I'll go say hi. 219 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,392 Although, I'm not gonna lie, half the reason 220 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,872 is to end this conversation. 221 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:04,005 -Yeah, it has run its course. -Have fun, friend. 222 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,310 [indistinct chatter] 223 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,877 Hey, the Virgin Mary? 224 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:08,792 -It's me, Joseph. -Hey, that's crazy. 225 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,185 Well, it was the simplest of the costumes 226 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,187 on Bernard's preapproved list. 227 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,971 Oh, yeah, that's why Bryan chose it, too. 228 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:16,147 -Hey, babe. -Hey. You remember Bryan. 229 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,367 -Nope. -Really? 'Cause I feel like we've met 230 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:22,110 a bunch of times before; the plane, the restaurant. 231 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,677 Well, I go on a lot of planes, Ryan. 232 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,939 It's Bryan. 233 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,681 Ah. It's a beautiful name. 234 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,291 -[dance music playing] -[cheering] 235 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,818 So I was looking to hook up tonight. 236 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,820 How does our fake dating affect my chances? 237 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,039 Negatively. 238 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,823 Damn it. You owe me for this. 239 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,955 Not sexually. 240 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,044 Just... get me a gift card. 241 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,654 Okay. 242 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,700 -Oh, hi, Mom. -Hi, honey. 243 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:50,007 So, Patricia, or should I call you Madam Deputy Mayor? 244 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,922 -[both chuckle] -Patricia is fine. 245 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,794 I'm not just a politician. 246 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,839 I'm also co-owner of Calabasics, 247 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,841 Southern California's number one retailer 248 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,974 of tasteful ponchos for women who work. 249 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,192 I love that store. 250 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:02,716 Those ponchos are not just for women who work, 251 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:05,283 -they're also for men who want to be comfortable. -Mm. 252 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:08,069 So, Dave, tell me, what made you decide to become a pilot? 253 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,071 Well, Patricia, it all started when I first read 254 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,986 the story of Icarus, 255 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,989 who flew so close to the sun with no repercussions. 256 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,252 Okay, Bernard, what are you doing with that? 257 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,645 Damage control. 258 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,037 Not one person has yet said, 259 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,822 "Bernard, you've outdone yourself." 260 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,693 Not my brunch club, not my champagne club. 261 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,652 Not even anyone from my gossip and cheese group, 262 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,392 The Crass Fromagerie. 263 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,394 What I need is a big biblical set piece, 264 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,267 which is why I'm setting up a burning bush s'mores station. 265 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,269 S'mores seems a little off theme. 266 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,619 I'm sorry. Who the hell invited her? 267 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,883 Ooh, the foot-washing station is open. 268 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,233 Bryan, do you want to go get your feet washed in public? 269 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,452 No, I'm good. 270 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,845 Okay, your loss. 271 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,063 [tongue clicks] 272 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,412 So... 273 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,762 So you're a chef. 274 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,459 Um, how did you get into that? 275 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,809 It started in the Marines. I'd cook for my unit sometimes. 276 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,984 -You were a Marine? -Yeah. 277 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,072 Like Rob Riggle? 278 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,813 Yeah. I joined after college. 279 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,903 Uh, I had a professor who changed my life. 280 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,819 No way. A professor had a profound effect on you? 281 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,473 -Yeah. -Huh. 282 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,562 He sat me down one day, and he said, 283 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,738 -"Whatever you do... -Hmm. 284 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,132 "...do not be a professor. 285 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:15,092 Do something that actually matters." 286 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,528 So, what do you do? 287 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,705 -I'm a professor. -Professor. 288 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,797 Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 289 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,886 What-- you-you leaving? 290 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,279 I was thinking about it, Dave, yes. 291 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,716 Look, if there's anything I've learned from being trapped 292 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,500 in a long-term fictional relationship 293 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,328 over the past two and a half hours, 294 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,939 is that you got to enjoy your freedom while it lasts. 295 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,811 Dude, look around, there are chicks everywhere, 296 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,813 and, like, five other straight dudes. 297 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,814 [sighs] 298 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,337 I don't know if it's the helmet, 299 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,687 but you're kind of making sense to me. 300 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,950 There are several Eves looking for their Adam. 301 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,473 It's too bad Alan's not here. 302 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,692 He's a great wingman. 303 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,302 -I'm here! And I won. -Uh... 304 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,477 He is here. 305 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,565 Let's go bag some strange. 306 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,958 Stand back. 307 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,874 I'm going to go enjoy myself. 308 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,615 Hello, Dave. 309 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,617 I thought we could have a word. 310 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,836 Without Nichole. 311 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,968 Ah. I knew this was coming. 312 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,709 Patricia, I know, as a politician, 313 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,712 a pilot's endorsement is very valuable... 314 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,193 I want to be really clear about something. 315 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,935 My daughter is not just some plaything, okay? 316 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,501 I know what you are. 317 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,808 You've been divorced, what, three times? 318 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,768 You're lonely, you're not man enough to admit it, 319 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,944 so you hide behind these empty declarations 320 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,598 like "The sky is my mistress," and similar nonsense, 321 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,079 and you seek out relationships 322 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,125 with women 30 years younger who can't hurt you 323 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,909 as much as you've been hurt before. 324 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:36,783 So I see what you're doing, and I don't like it. 325 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,662 ♪ 326 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,924 Hey, do you want to borrow this? 327 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,534 -It's a total chick magnet. -Uh, 328 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,406 that actually won't be necessary, Alan. 329 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,886 I'm a Brit in America. 330 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,626 All I have to do is up the accent, 331 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,324 do a bit of Hugh Grant phumphering... 332 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,978 [imitating Hugh Grant]: and, uh, everything, um, 333 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,024 rather falls into place. 334 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:05,028 Um, u-uh, hello, old chap, a pint of, uh, 335 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,247 whatever you're pouring. 336 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,988 And I'll have one of those, too. 337 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,990 Pardon me for saying so, but it's as if I'm looking 338 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,863 at an angel, uh, in, uh, is it, what, devil's clothing? 339 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,474 [laughs] You sound like Love Actually. 340 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,780 -Ah. -I'm Rose. 341 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,914 And that, Alan, is how you... oh. 342 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,959 Oh, dear God. Oh. 343 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,918 Hey. Where'd Colin go? 344 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,833 He's over there, talking to the Devil. 345 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,878 RONNIE: Who is she? 346 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,967 I think she's actually the magician's assistant. 347 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,491 He's flirting with a magician's assistant? 348 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,666 Uh, seriously? 349 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,929 I finally figured out 350 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,669 how to take this party to the next level. 351 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,584 [inhales sharply] I'm going to walk on water. 352 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,630 Ronnie, I just need you to come out to the pool, 353 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,372 squeeze me into my harness and set up my wires and pulleys. 354 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,374 Yeah, okay, uh, can you help him with that? 355 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,941 I don't think anyone can. 356 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,681 Thanks. I just, I ha-- I have to talk to Colin 357 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,466 before he does something he'll regret. I... 358 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,904 Have you ever operated a lift line in a theatrical production? 359 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,688 No, so I probably shouldn't. 360 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,690 Your hair is one strike. Don't make it two. 361 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,215 And then I was like, "Is it really credit card fraud 362 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,433 if it's your sister?" 363 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,261 -No. No. No. -No. 364 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,089 Oh. 365 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,090 I'll be right back. 366 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,962 I've got to do one quick thing. 367 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,704 [exhales] 368 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:13,836 Hey. 369 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,838 -Mm? Hi. -Hi. Uh, I just thought 370 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:19,886 I'd come over and stop you from making a huge mistake. 371 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:20,930 Uh, what are you talking about? 372 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,497 Talking about that girl. 373 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,412 -Colin, she's exactly like your ex-wife. -[sighs] 374 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,893 That whole look and that vibe 375 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,112 and that, like, that wide-eyed head tilt thing that she does. 376 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,331 [laughs]: I mean, 377 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,636 I mean, for God's sake, 378 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,334 she's even a magician's assistant. 379 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,075 [guests gasp] 380 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,295 Okay. Did not know that. 381 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,732 But, so what? I have a type. 382 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,474 And all I'm doing is having some fun and some drinks. 383 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,649 Okay. Yeah, well, the last time 384 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,868 you got drunk with a woman like that, 385 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,087 it led to a nasty divorce 386 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,219 and you following dead dogs on Instagram. 387 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,655 Oh, Piper. 388 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,744 I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a lot, Ronnie. 389 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,268 Sorry, I'm just trying to look out for you. 390 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,356 I don't need your help. 391 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,879 Honestly, I can make my own decisions. 392 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,926 So why don't you go back to the Joseph you rode in on? 393 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,800 Ugh! I can't believe you messed that up. 394 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,584 Really? Because I was nonstop screaming 395 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,935 "I don't know what I'm doing." 396 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,240 [sighs] 397 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,155 [phone camera clicks] 398 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,722 Your mom just came up to me and broke me down 399 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,724 like a cardboard box on trash day. 400 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,943 I'm so sorry. 401 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,031 She can be intense. 402 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,598 No, I'm hard into it. She gets me. 403 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,774 I'd like to take her to a steak dinner. 404 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:23,906 Is that all right with you? 405 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,038 Are you serious? 406 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,909 No. No, that's not all right. 407 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,345 Oh, come on. Please. 408 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,000 Your mom is strong, smart and sexy. 409 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,784 And not just physically, but emotionally. 410 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,308 And also physically. 411 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,831 She got the body of a stripper's mom. 412 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,528 Why can't you just tell her who you really are? 413 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,965 I wish we had the kind of relationship 414 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,750 where I could tell her the truth, but we just don't. 415 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,925 But I have to be honest, 416 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,144 I think I'm in love with her. 417 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,189 Oh, my God. You fall in love with every woman you meet. 418 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,974 Not you. You're really annoying. 419 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,933 [laughing] 420 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,327 Can you believe Colin? I mean, what is he doing? 421 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,198 Ronnie, I have my own crisis. 422 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,547 I don't have time to deal with your jealousy. 423 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,333 [scoffs] I'm... Oh, no, I'm not... jealous? 424 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,551 No, that's ridiculous. 425 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,511 I have my own boyfriend who's here... somewhere. 426 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:06,166 Good, because I don't remember Mary having two Josephs. 427 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,341 Although that is a Bible I'd read. 428 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,212 Oh, my God, you're right. 429 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,736 What am I doing? I should be focusing on Bryan, 430 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,216 -not worrying about... -Shh. 431 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,392 Okay. Can you read my order back to me? 432 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,352 No, not one. It's two llamas, two giraffes. 433 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,136 Do you not know how to fill an ark? 434 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,572 Put your supervisor on the phone. 435 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,314 Oh, Go... I am gonna tell you what you told me 436 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,795 when I tried singing Dreamgirls in the shower: 437 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,928 you have to stop. 438 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,844 Ah, hey. 439 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,846 Oh, so you are Ronald's boyfriend. 440 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,023 And let me guess, Artem? 441 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,373 No. Baby Jesus. 442 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,809 Just kidding. 443 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,681 Now I'm Artem. 444 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,814 Yeah, Ronnie told me all about you guys. 445 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,120 You, Bernard. 446 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,210 Only one she hasn't really talked about is Colin. 447 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,255 Is there history there? 448 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:55,084 Oh, yeah. I have much history with Colin. 449 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,172 No, no, I meant Ronnie. 450 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,001 Well, I have more history with Ronnie. 451 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,047 I'm sorry. I meant Colin and Ronnie. 452 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,049 Yes. I know both of them. 453 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,094 -All right. -Yeah. 454 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,836 -This feels like I got the full Artem experience. -Yeah. 455 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,794 COLIN: Hey, hey, Dave. 456 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,883 My, uh, my lady asked me to take her home. 457 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,146 So, thanks for the pep talk. 458 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,886 That was the old Dave. 459 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,888 The new Dave sees the emptiness of cheap sex 460 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,064 and meaningless flings. 461 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,109 -You know, Colin... -Yeah, I'm sorry. 462 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,155 I was just really swinging by for a high five, 463 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,679 but we'll discuss whatever this is on Sunday. 464 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,942 I want to. 465 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,163 Hey, boo. We just finished 466 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,034 our New Testa-Mint Chip ice cream sundae, 467 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,470 so I'm gonna take Mom home. 468 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,732 PATRICIA: Good-bye, Dave. 469 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,734 Nice to meet you. 470 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,174 Look, I... 471 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,871 I was out of line before. 472 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,960 I mean, as a single woman, it's just hard to see 473 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,049 a handsome man my age dating a woman 474 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,398 young enough to be his daughter. 475 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,966 Who, in this case, is my daughter. 476 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,708 But it was wrong of me to take my frustrations out on you, 477 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,449 and I'm sorry. 478 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,191 Wait. Don't be sorry. 479 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,236 You were right about everything. 480 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,672 I'm vapid. I'm scared. 481 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,196 I'm a shell of a man inside an empty uniform 482 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:07,113 who came here tonight for one reason only: tush. 483 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,289 But you made me realize that's just a distraction. 484 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,290 I need a connection. 485 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,945 And it's you. 486 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,991 Would you like to have a steak and share a wedge salad with me? 487 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,471 Dave! 488 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:20,213 You're in a relationship with my daughter. 489 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,911 That's the good news. I've been lying to you. Nichole, tell her. 490 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,089 Oh, hey. What are you doing? 491 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,569 Well, the magician asked me to hold it for him 492 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,092 and now no one will take it from me. 493 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,269 Oh. Gross. Anyway, uh, 494 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,097 I'm sorry that I disappeared, 495 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,665 but now I am back and for the rest of the night, 496 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,275 you have my full at... 497 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,190 Are they leaving together? 498 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:46,630 Uh, I'm sorry, I-I have to go stop this. 499 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,332 Nichole Hayes, I want the truth right now. 500 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,247 Okay, Mom. 501 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,814 The truth is I'm not dating Dave. 502 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,251 He was just covering for me. 503 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:03,343 The real reason I know everyone on that flight is... 504 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,780 ...I'm dating Ronnie. 505 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,216 Who's Ronnie? 506 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,391 Hi. 507 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,132 Wait, you're dating? 508 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,221 [mouths] 509 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,833 -Devil, won't we? -Uh-huh. 510 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:19,272 Yeah. Big time. 511 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,838 [laughing]: We... 512 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:24,277 Yeah, I... we-we are. 513 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:28,194 So, just so glad that it's out in the open now. 514 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,284 We-we were nervous about telling you for obvious reasons. 515 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:34,374 -Because she's so, so old. -Because we're gay. 516 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,419 DAVE: Just to be clear, 517 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,291 I'm not gay. 518 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,166 ♪ 519 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,211 Oh, honey. I always felt like 520 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,951 you were keeping something from me. 521 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,172 And I'm-I'm just so sorry that I made you feel 522 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,392 like you couldn't tell me that you were gay. 523 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:56,396 No, I'm sorry that I put a rift between us by not telling you. 524 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,093 Well, you don't have to keep that a secret. 525 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,444 I'm just so glad to be honest with you, Mom. 526 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,880 I love you. 527 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,274 Oh. 528 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,885 Geez, I thought my relationship with my mom was messed up. 529 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,236 -God, one time she asked me... -Shh. 530 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,674 This is a beautiful moment for me and my future new family. 531 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,807 Hey, Bernard. 532 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,462 What are you doing? 533 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,899 I don't even know. 534 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,336 I'm trying so hard to wow everybody, 535 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,598 and I can't do it anymore. 536 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,903 But what choice do I have? 537 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,906 If these parties don't get bigger every year, 538 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:33,346 that means I've already reached peak Bernard. 539 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,217 It's all downhill from here. 540 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,567 Listen. I think you're trying too hard 541 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,440 to please everybody, including yourself. 542 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,834 Why not celebrate your birthday with just the people 543 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:47,229 who make you feel good about being Bernard? 544 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,319 And who would those losers be? 545 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,367 Thank you to my friends and Nichole's mom 546 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,847 and to the chef and Alan's improbably attractive companions 547 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,501 for being so boring 548 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:02,505 that I will seem fabulous in comparison no matter what I do. 549 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:03,289 Aw. 550 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,942 And since it's just you people, 551 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,294 I can finally get into my comfy clothes. 552 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,383 [laughter] 553 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,299 Hey. Um, I'm sorry about tonight. 554 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,345 -I should've been spending time with you... -It's okay. 555 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,391 You know, honestly, I did for a minute 556 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,175 think there was something going on with you and Colin. 557 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,873 -There's not. -I know, 'cause I saw what you did with Nichole, 558 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,397 and I realized you're just always looking out 559 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,398 for your friends. 560 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,401 Right. 561 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,490 So I know lying about dating someone's daughter 562 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,274 isn't the best way to start a relationship. 563 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,972 Well, Dave, anyone who's willing to help my daughter 564 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:38,498 and forgo what I hear is the "tush event of the season" 565 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,673 must be a decent man. 566 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,979 So, here's my number 567 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,851 if that dinner is still on the table. 568 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:48,421 Well, no, we'd have to go and order it first. 569 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,554 [laughs] 570 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:55,079 Is it...? 571 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,560 So I guess you and my mom are going on that date, huh? 572 00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:02,086 Yup. Just so you know, I don't expect for you to call me Dad. 573 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,480 But I look forward to your wedding day when you finally do. 574 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,136 Where is everyone? 575 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,703 Bernard kicked everyone out. 576 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,095 What are you doing back here? 577 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,183 I thought you left with New Megan. 578 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,534 I did. But then we got into the Lyft, 579 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,579 and I saw that her rating was a 3.6 580 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,668 and I realized she was a bloody monster. 581 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,671 You were right. I was about to make a huge mistake. 582 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:25,806 Well, lucky for you, I'm good at spotting huge mistakes. 583 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,503 Not avoiding them, but spotting them. 584 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,809 Yeah. 585 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,465 Everyone! Dinner is served. 586 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:35,555 Admit it, best birthday ever. 587 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:39,341 I suppose. I still wish I had come up with that one last 588 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,692 biblical finale, but this will have to do. 589 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,999 Alan, who sets a table like this? 590 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,610 I mean, there aren't even enough chairs. 591 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,961 [overlapping chatter] 592 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,749 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 593 00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,231 You've hit the jackpot withLA to Vegas. 594 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,321 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 595 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,585 [beeps]911. What's your emergency? 596 00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:08,065 MAN [on phone]: I'm on Flight 46, and we're going down. 597 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,807 Just tell my wife I'm so sorry that I cannot come home to you. 598 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,895 Hello? 599 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:17,031 This is your family. We got you, okay? 600 00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:19,773 Rapid response now! 601 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,732 -We can't save everyone. -Says who? 602 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,039 It's time we showed Gotham who we are.